Thought Bandits

How many of you have had that million dollar idea and before you can make it a reality someone else does it. I hate to be the one to tell you, but it is not coincidence. I was just at a conference in Washington D.C. for the intellectually advanced populous, and we were shocked at what was revealed. We were warned to stop having good ideas, because the government has the ability to monitor your thoughts and then sells the good ideas to high bidders... like homes, some of these ideas are suddenly being foreclosed on. I am working on a new site that will allow you to purchase some of these stolen ideas through foreclosures or a short sale. Stay posted for this new opportunity!
As for today and your journey towards personal growth. Before you think about any good ideas, remember there are thought bandits out there and they will steal those good ideas and sell them to other people. Another product I am working on is an authentic thinking cap which promotes good ideas and then has a security transistor so your thoughts can't be monitored.
Be curious, jump far, and wash your feet after a long walk...

Out on payroll for good behavior....

It's amazing how quickly life can change. As most of you know, I was in the middle of transforming all of your lives with my 10 program and many of you were having remarkable results. Then we got to Day 8. Well, a couple of fire crackers, a pinkie, a few comments and 110 days in jail later and here we are.
I know you've heard it a million times before and I am sorry for beating the drum with a melon, but sometimes a cliche says it all. "When you sit on both of your hands and pick a fight, its hard to defend your face." Its also hard to defend your face (or your feelings) when you have pepper spray in your eyes (or people are calling you names). I am not ashamed for what I did, or what I've been through, mainly because I have heard a lot of your stories and you people are pathetic. But I am here to tell you there is hope. Just as I was released for good behavior, you too can be released from your state of idiocrity.
We are about to go on a journey and I need you to think... not about the journey itself, but what fruit you are going to bring with you on the journey.
Here is a hint- I don't mean fruit literally... figure out what I mean by fruit, and then you will realize what I mean by journey. It's not the journey your thinking about either.