Day 2

Welcome to the day of fertile birthing. Yesterday (not counting the weekend), I asked you to do the "Pointed Duck" exercise. Except you didn't know that's what the exercise was called because I didn't tell you. Well now you know, your June Rabbits list and ways to kill them is called your Pointed Duck List. Remember that, it will serve you well in Day 4. I am sure you thought today was going to be about killing rabbits, well its not. You are not ready for that ritual yet. Today, we must get you mentally and emotionally prepared for what is to come. Today, you will be playing out a sacred ceremony called the "Me-go Birthing Ceremony." Before I get into the details, you must understand the purpose of today's exercise. In order to transform into the person and the life of your dreams you have to shed the wretched person you are today. Face it, internally you are a wreck. You are an ugly person with bad taste in clothes and everyone around you knows it. It's not your fault, I don't blame you, you're just stupid. We are going to change that all today. We have to get over what other people think of us, so today it is critical we challenge some of those insecurities. Today, is all about giving birth to the new you... and doing it in a way that overcomes all self consciousness. You will need to practice this in your mind a few times in order to memorize it, there will be no time for reading the steps later.
First thing you will need to do is find someone in your neighborhood you don't know very well. They will need to be outside doing something in their yard, garage or backyard. Without saying a word to them you will go hand them a letter, walk to their front door and perch with your eyes closed (you are to remain in this position until you receive the sign). The card will read the following: "Dear fellow neighbor, I am on a grand journey. My journey is one of great magnificence and glory. In order to for me to advance on my path, I need to perform for you and ten other people. Chose these people wisely, for I will catapult each of you into a new understanding of life. In my performance today I will be giving birth. Please bring a shovel and empty garbage bag, I will need you to bury my aftermath in a secret spot that you will never reveal to me. I will need everyone to bring an old pair of shoes. Also, in your front yard please make an eight foot circle outlined with dirt, approximately 9 inches high. I will be perched on your front porch like an owl until everyone arrives and you are ready for me to perform. Time is not relevant, it is more important for you to pick the right people than it is to hurry. Understand that part of my journey is to wait in anticipation of performing. Also, please don't feed me or offer me water. When everyone has arrived and you are ready for the performance to begin please clap twice. I will then open my mouth. You will need to put a stick in my mouth and I will bite it. I will stand up and you will need to escort me to the middle of the circle by tugging on the stick. Once I am in the middle, please have everyone line up around the circle of dirt with their old shoes on. When I snap the stick, have everyone start kicking the dirt on me."
Once you have been led into the center of the circle, tell everyone to stop laughing (Your eyes are still closed). Say "sdrawkcab" over and over very slowly, with a very deep voice (It's "backwards" spelled backwards). Hold the stick above your head and snap it in half. Then start making huge counter clockwise circles with your arms as everyone kicks dirt at you. At the same time start spinning counter clockwise, quicker and quicker. Now start alternating "Swoooosh" and "sdrawkcab," growing louder and louder with each turn you make (You are turning back the hands of time within yourself). Spin faster and faster until you fall down because you are so dizzy (Hopefully people will still be kicking dirt at you, but it's ok if they're not. Also, if you have to throw up then do it at this time. If you wait to do it later it might cause complications). At the top of your lungs yell "SILENCE!" Then bring yourself into the fetal position, hugging your knees (By the way, if you are in a wheel chair and you are unable to do this exercise, please visit me on myspace and I will give you an alternate exercise to perform). In SUPER SUPER SUPER slow motion roll onto your back. With the same speed, you will need to bring your body into a "delivery" position (Mentally you should be focusing on all the traits you wish to have, all the things you want to accomplish. You are about to give birth to everything you want to become. This might be a very emotional experience, tears will only enhance your state). With the same speed, I want you to give birth. You will moan and squeal as loud as you can during this 45 minute routine. Once you have given birth, I want you to sit up and open your eyes for the first time, seeing the people's lives you have just touched. I want you to pick up the new you with a smile on your face as though you are the proudest father ever. Hand the new you over to someone in the circle and encourage them to pass it around. When it gets to the last person, ask them to hand it to you. You will then palm the new you in your right hand as though you are holding a basketball. Lift it high in the air. With your left hand I want you to imagine you are grabbing your soul out of your chest. Bring it out slow, it won't come easy. Look to your neighbor, ask him to bring the garbage bag. Then with your left hand place the old you into the garbage and have him close it immediately. With your right hand you will then place the new you in the void in your chest. Tell your neighbor to fulfill his/her duties and have the other witnesses escort you to your house, while staying in the circle formation around you. You may give them all hugs before going into your house. Please write in your IITTTC Journal and reflect on your experience. Go to bed early tonight, this has been an emotionally draining day for you.

Day 1

Before we get started, on page one of your IITTTC Journal write yourself a Power Poem (read my other posts to see what I am talking about. Please don’t feel inspired to share them with me, other people’s power poems tend to frustrate me). The poem is going to be something to refer to daily to set the tone for your exercises (kind of like before going to the opera with your wife you drop a dumbbell on your foot so you get the isle.).
Today is all about identifying all of your June Rabbits. In your IITTTC Journal draw a line that divides the second page in two. On the left side you are going to list all of your June Rabbits, On the right side you are going to write as many creative ideas as you can of ways to kill those rabbits. For example, instead of just saying “I could catch the rabbit in a potato sack and then hook it up to my dog leash, cut off its ears and grow its hair to look like a Yorkshire Terrier and enter it into an underground dog fighting ring,” I want you to be creative. Come up with something original. Come up with three ideas for each rabbit. Good luck! I will see you tomorrow.

Misrepresented.

I have to admit, I am not your typical ‘blogger.’ I have had numerous phone calls (numerous is being modest) since my blog appeared earlier this week. People have been very excited and have been waiting a long time for me to offer daily value. Some of the feedback has been less than desirable. To my surprise, some of you don’t know who I am…even though I think these are prank calls, I will treat it as thought it was a reality. I am sure there are people in small countries that have not been exposed to me, my principles, my life tools, my books, my motto’s, my famous quotes, or my non-toxic chemical free brain rub (Dr. Winkle’s Brain Rub allows you to perform in peak levels. You may not know that you probably only use 7% of your brain, but with Dr. Winkle’s Brain Rub that percentage will squatrupolate. Put yourself in a mindset of productivity and conquer all of your dreams today! My attorney has told me every time I mention my brain rub, I have to mention the following disclaimer: Make sure Brain Rub is applied only to your forehead. Do not leave on skin for more than ten seconds and wash thoroughly. If burning occurs, seek medical attention. Dr. Larry Winkle is not responsible for complications related to Brain Rub usage.), therefore, I am going to begin a 10 day transformation program. Please have a journal ( I will refer to it as your IITTTC (It Is The Time To Change) Journal. I will give you daily exercises to help you transform. If you follow religiously, you will be amazed by the results. I will leave it posted so anyone at anytime can refer to it and go through it again and again. Let’s begin this journey together! I will post day one later today.

June Rabbits

June is always a tough month for most people. It's the beginning of the summer season, gas prices are going up, you spent your last $9.50 on a six pack and lottery tickets and you have three days until your next pay check. You're looking forward to a vacation you've been planning (even though you haven't booked the hotel yet and haven't asked for the time off work), but expenses just keep piling up and now that vacation is becoming a source of stress.
I'm sure you have heard of "a case of the Mondays," well what you are experiencing is very similar. I call it your "June Rabbits." The more rabbits you have the more they multiply(because they are breeders) and the worse it seems.
I learned a valuable lesson growing up from my father. We lived in Barstow, California at the time and he told me to watch out for Rabbits, they will eat your garden, take over your house, and give your kids rabies. That is when I started hating rabbits and developed my philosophy of June Rabbits. It doesn't matter what kind of rabbit it is, you don't want it around you in June.
When eliminating the rabbits from your life, start with the people that are rabbits. The people that are constantly bringing you down need to be thrown out with the rest of the rabbits.
In the movie the Matrix, when Neo is told to follow the white rabbit, all I could keep yelling is, "No, Neo! Don't follow the white rabbit, shoot it!" If he would have, he never would have been in the mess he ended up in... I don't know what happens, I stopped watching after he started popping pills (the red or the blue pill?) I think it was a horrible example for kids. Neo has to take pills to save the world? Grow up Wachowski brothers.

Kick start your day!

So, I'm a little slow to get going today, so I need to interrupt my pattern. I usually write a poem of power to over come these types of moods. Something to kick start my day. I thought I would share, so that you can emulate me and possibly use the same tactics I do, to bring you the same results.

Stop it Larry! Stop it!
You sink into the dwells are carry the voices of burden
Wake up Larry! Wake up!
Eat your problems! Eat them all!
If you Eat them then you control them, do not let them fester!
Today is your day of POWER! You are Power, breath as though you inhaled the power of gods.
You are something special and it is your right to conquer this day!
Now go do it Larry! Do it!

I will recite this in the mirror until I feel and believe it. I thought this might help some of you. It will put you in a mindset to be productive.

Change your thought process

For a while now everyone has been asking me what it is that makes me so successful and so efficient. The truth is, I can understand things better than everyone else. For instance, you and I can hear the same quote "The early bird gets the worm." Automatically, you start saying in your head, yeah yeah yeah, I get it, first come first serve. And then you're done, you move on wondering what type of canned chili would make the best chili fries. The ball doesn't stop rolling for me though. I think of this phrase in several ways. First, if the early bird gets the worm, then every morning the worm has the opportunity to get the early bird. The point is, I don't think like the early bird, because everyone thinks like the early bird and everyone is too tired to wake up early, everyone knows what they should do and they don't want to do it. But if you think like the worm, things are more exciting. What can one worm do, to change this phrase forever? What if the early bird was scared to get the worm, or the early bird meets the worm for coffee in the morning to discuss how they could team up to get the fish? This is a silly example, but its to show you that there is no end to the possibility.

Ask and you shall receive.

So, after thousands of requests, I have finally decided to start a 'blog.' I feel like it is my obligation to give back to those who have made me so successful. I feel so blessed because I have so much money and honestly, I probably have more friends than you do. I don't mean that to come across as insensitive, but through my work I have had the opportunity to meet so many people. I want to say thank you to everyone that I have encountered in my work and for giving me the opportunity to help you in your life.
I assume most of you know who I am, but for those of you that don't I am Dr. Larry Winkle. Welcome back from being under that rock for the last 20 years. I am a world renown life coach. I was named the "Golden Ace up the sleeve for anyone in life" by the East Oregonian newspaper in 1987 and things have only gone up from there. I became famous in the late 80's and it seemed like I couldn't stop making money if I tried. I have lived all over the world and have probably done everything you can imagine. I live by what I call "My five potential wisdom fairies," which is a copyrighted program that I revealed in my ground breaking book "How to find your inner wisdom fairies." I am sure those principles will reveal themselves throughout this blogging experience. By the mid 90's the fame and spotlight started to wear on me, so I decided to get married and take a break from helping other people...yeah that lasted about as long as it did for Jay Z (a hip-hop artist known for Big Pimpin). Too many people knew about my abilities to allow me to hide, so I continue to help people.
This is a blog to give you access to me without paying the $13,000 one-on-one personal coaching fee. This site will give you great perspective, motivation, and inspiration. It will give you a safe haven to ask questions and receive answers to any problem you think you have. Please start all posts while respecting me by saying Dear Dr. Larry Winkle.