Troubled and focused

Look people, the economy is bad. Real bad. Here is the skinny on how to climb out of the rabbit/turtle/monkey hole you have found yourself in. Follow these 37 steps and you will find yourself in a recession proof force field. I have used 37 catchy titles so that you can easily remember them in order. These titles are meant to be easy to remember and paint a visual picture.

1. Catapult your enveries.

What are enveries? Exactly. That's why you're in this mess. Enveries derives from the mystical theory of surpasis. Surpasis was the discovery of long term mental dysfunction. Too many people have Surpasis of the enveries or action. Meaning: Long term mental dysfunction prohibiting action. Long story short, action makes perfect!

2. Use a lifeline.

All too often people want to figure things out for themselves. That's why you need a life coach. Use your last life line, not to find the razor blades in the drawer, its not that bad yet. Call your personal life coach. He has many exercises to get you out of this mess. 

3. That's a wrap!

Who has ever heard of a 37 step process for doing anything. Just follow steps 1 through 2 and you'll be fine. Your life coach will have the other 35 steps.

May the wind blow you half way to the moon and decide to stop blowing. Only then will you realize that its a long way down.