Day 7

Some of you have been irritated that it has been a few days since I posted last. There are a couple of reasons. First of all, you need to realize how far we have come. Just like the Lord rested on the 7th day, we too must rest. We are now on day 7 of a 10 day transformation and you need to think about the progress that has been made. Your Day 7 exercise may vary depending on your current situation. If you have a child under the age of 10 years old you will do the following (if you are married make sure your wife/husband participates): Wait until your child goes to sleep, make a batch of fake blood (feel free to have this pre-made), (one good recipe is ketchup, water, little bit of mayo, crushed peeled tomatoes (this helps with the effect), and Worchester sauce) put it all over your neck, face, back and other ideal stab areas (make sure your wife/husband does the same). Then leave the knife covered and also on the floor. Have the front door wide open and have a tall friend standing on the porch with a hood on a few feet outside. Then lay down on the kitchen floor arms and legs in non-normal positions and scream! Keep screaming until you hear your child coming, and then go silent. Lie there and play dead. Watch with your eyes squinting how your child reacts. Once he/she starts to cry, have your friend outside stomp the ground, bringing the attention to him. Then have him lower his upper body and charge your child. Your child will probably be so scared they won’t move. Have him run up to them and grab them under the arms and throw him in the air. Then everybody yell, “Surprise!” Get up and start telling him/her how you acted the whole thing out. This is a very powerful exercise because it will show you how much you’re needed. It’s kind of similar to the Scrooge and being visited by the ghost of Christmas future. You will see how your child would act if you got stabbed. You will feel very important and be assured you do have a purpose. If you don’t have kids, try this on a senior citizen (they are usually just as gullible). If you don’t have access to one, go volunteer at a retirement home and wait until they go into the bathroom (make sure you have cleaning materials in case one of them has a heart attack.. Good Luck you three days to goers.